Grammy Gab

My mini fashion recap:
Diddy dear- times must be tough cuz that jacket looks like you went shopping in bieber's closet. Two sizes too small darling.
Miss Miley Cyrus- i love your raw personality, but it looks like you put on a few pounds. You look healthy, but the dress you chose was fitted for your 12 year old body. Please cover the new additions asap.
K Perry- what's up with the wings? your sweet grandma is the only angel that i see around here.
Rihanna- how many doves were murdered in the making of your dress? Maybe you could borrow Katy's wings and fly like a bird cuz that dress is Not fit for the red carpet.
I think the theme was *wear something that does not fit you but would fit you ten pounds ago.
On the other hand.... the couples looked fantastic! JLo and Marc, Heidi and Seal. Lookin good.

Now I loved the performances
Christina A went appropriately with the aforementioned theme. Jennifer Hudson was a freaking fox. The red head didn't get the 'wear a black dress' memo- how embarrassing.

The jbieb jsmith usher performance- looovvveeeddd it! usher sounded out of breath- poor guy is gettin old. i am a new found jbieb fan, but if you ask me- mister smith owned it. oh how i wish he was 15 years older.... haha. i am in love with the smith family. My fave part of this performance: the michael jackson-esque dance moves and costumes. Let the legend live on!

Now lets talk Lady Gaga.... the girl tries too hard! i mean honestly. But ridiculousness aside, i LOVED her performance. Not so much for her, but her dancers were fantastic! She can't even get on the right foot... but i seriously appreciated the choreography.


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