Saturday 12 June 2010

Soul Rapists

Are you or have you encountered a Soul Rapist? If you have lived at all, i'm sure your answer to this question is yes.

Now joining me on this blog is a dear friend, the one and only stunning Niecie Jones.
[Cue Applause]

We will partner write this post to give you the best portrayal of Soul Rapists possible so that if you know or are one, you can take action Immediately to rid yourself of such evils this world has produced.

Let us give you a clear definition of what is meant by 'Soul Rapist' as we understand this may be a foreign term to all 3 of you reading.

Soul Rapist (Hereon referred to as SR): An individual that is the Devil's spawn, or having relation thereof. Someone heartless. Somebody that rapes the soul of another knowingly or unknowingly (because lets be honest they know exactly what they are doing don't play games with me) for selfish personal gratification to any certain degree that would seem pleasing. Raping the soul includes but is not limited to: manipulation, use and abuse, wear and tear, having your cake and eating it too, demeaning others or keeping them wrapped around your finger ruthlessly without a speck of shame- even with shame, this individual is still doing it.

Situations in which you know one is being soul raped: sudden loss of soul. random or not so random texts from exes asking for any form of favor. one being at the beckon call of another unwillingly. Romantic interests who are ambiguous about relationship stati. Dropping plans for somebody. Being disconnected from what is going on because one is too consumed with the manipulations of the soul rapist.

**pause***
lets talk about exes for a second...
they are called an EX for a reason!! EX EX EX EX OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!!! GONE! DONE! FINI! SEVER THE TIES! you do not 'hang' with exes. Maybe after a few months. But to properly heal and get over the break up adequately, time and space a part are desperately needed, or no resolution will be found. Time. and. space. APART. Completely separate. For longer than two weeks. Get. Over. It. Not occasionally walk me to class here, or bring me ice cream there, or one or two texts, maybe an email or facebook wall post... you can survive without them so why all the little excuses to see them? Excuses. That is exactly what they are. Your life will go on whether they are in it or not, so decide what you want and then go with it, stick to it, and stop screwin around.

SSRR (Steps to Soul Rape Recovery) Like all good recovery programs, we will provide you with 12 clinically proven steps* to overcome such a tragedy if you are one of the many victims of SR.

1. Admit it. No more denial our dear friends. Face it, you have been attacked and now its time to get your life back.

2.Find God.

3. Stop denying it. Don't get it twisted, this is not the same as step one. You are more than likely to have relapsed by this point and justified away your personal SR. This is a problem and its time to get help.

4. Flee. Get thee hence!!! Avoid the SR. Do not have any form of contact whether it be by phone message or twitter post or anything in between- be done with that person. Realize that you deserve better in life and stop torturing yourself. You are in a harmful situation. If you were in a burning building and the exit was completely clear, would you not run toward it? Well we are telling you now- Run friends run!!!!

5-10. Don't dwell. Re focus your chi and chase what is important in life. Turn away from the SR and toward a more happy productive lifestyle. Fill your life with positive influences and surround yourself with those that will treat you better.

11. Allow yourself to inhale your own awesomeness. See what you deserve which is the best. Work on the raising of your self esteem to chase only those things which will bring you the greatest joy in life. Be free!

12. Call Jerica and Niecie to report your progress and pay a small sum for our services of changing your life around :)

Let us tell you something- the one LEAST interested has the MOST control. That is why they call it being 'whipped'.


*Note: These in no way have been actually clinically proven.

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